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KICKTHECAN entry captains log #A

First off i went shopping today. i purchased a new wallet. it is a tri-fold, which i prefer over bi-folds due to their more compact size. the wallet is made of real leather and is black, mostly because that was the only color other than streaky brown. It smells like cow skin (leather.) it even has a secret pocket/smuggling compartment like the ones on the Millenium Falcon where Han Solo and assorted others hide in during episode 4: A New Hope to escape detection of the vile imperials on the first death star.

Second of all heres a question i want to pose to everyone...WHat happened to Tweet?????/? I admit much to my chagrin thatI'm not an avid "trl" watcher(read NEVER), but she seems to have vanished entirely from planet earth. Which is a shame since she was all up and off the hook with that whoops there goes my shirt awooohoo song. Dope stuff, and when i say dope its a metaphore for really dumbness. In honor the gaping hole shes left in the world of music i wrote her a song, it goes like this...(sung to tune of michel row the boat ashore, halleujah.) Whoops there goes my shirt right off of my head, Halleuajh Whoops there goes Tweet right off the musical radar charts, hallejuah! Whoops there goes my skirt right down on my legs, OH MY!((that was in bold because it was a big flourish at the end with trumpets and also french horns and mandolins)

p.s. If you pirate that I will call the RIAA THE END.

That was so dumb and self degrading that i'm not going to change this ever. come back in like 3 weeks when i forget it was lame and maybe change it if the HTML even works i only took basic HTML class in sophomore year. hurray for musty old memories of HTML

/me ends captains log and throws back a semi-cold one.

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